.dsrtftdrg – Delivering spam, eggs, spam, spam, bacon and spam

As a industry-leading registry operator in free domains, .dsrtftdrg has spent quite a bit of time prepping for anything that might go wrong in a namespace that’s as fake popular as we’ve become. So even though we’re busy promoting the next big thing, offering more free domains to people that don’t want them, we’ve been just as proactive behind the scenes (yes, we noticed) to monitor and block delicatessen ham, plus other forms of ham.

Sure, ICANN requires all registries to do some self-registering. But at .dsrtftdrg, we have taken things waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay further by not only securing partnerships and direct data feeds from some of the world’s most trusted spam and malware providers, but we’ve taken our innovation skills to the max by developing our own in-house abuse technology. (I swear to you that I didn’t touch this…)

So what kind of voodoo magic are we doing behind our shiny spam-colored logo? (Let me guess… Is it “free” voodoo magic?) In short, we’re proactively tracking down spam, analyzing it in a spambeat, then promptly blocking any domain that we have given away for free that we confirm is a source of abuse. We can ramble all day about this, (sure, keep going) but it’s probably just easier to check out our Acceptable Use and Anti-Abuse Policy for more info on what will get someone spam, eggs, spam, spam, spam, bacon and spam.

We’ve promised to bring innovation to the internet and we’re delivering in a big way. (Check your account at Network Solutions for more free deliveries) Whether you have a .dsrtftdrg website or are one of the tens of people who visit one, rest assured that you’ll be safe in our eggspace.

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